As most of you probably know, tomorrow is Friday the 13Th. As luck would have it (no pun intended) I am working tomorrow. By my very nature I am not a superstitious individual. But considering that a good chunk of California is currently on fire, Jake here has decided to not take any chances. So tomorrow I will be carrying the following items around in my pockets.
(Don't ask me, Wikipedia said that a fucking acorn is lucky...who knew?)
You're probably thinking at this point, "Jake, won't your pockets be kind of heavy?" Well my answer is "YES". . . and that is the intent. Because really, none of these inanimate trinkets mean a fucking thing. But they will be a reminder to. . .
(Don't ask me, Wikipedia said that a fucking acorn is lucky...who knew?)Have plenty of this around for unexpected "knocking"! . . .
to do this through out the day. (I hope the homies don't think I'm throwin' signs!). . .
avoid this. . .
steer clear of this little bastard. . .
and to keep an eye out for a guy swinging this,. . . .
while wearing this!!!
Happy Friday everyone and good luck. . .you'll need it!
Jake
