Yes, I'll have the shlongworst well done please.

At work we made sausage and kraut for dinner. Is it just me, or does it look like Lorena Bobbitt did the cooking? This is the one that found it's way to my plate. "Holy shit Dickman" I can't eat that! What the fuck was I supposed to do? I covered it with kraut and choked the bastard down. Wait, that didn't sound right...