Life Is a Circus.

I find it amazing the weird shit that happens around me. I find this to be especially true when I don't have anything to write about. That is what has happened to me the last few days. First it was dudes in Speedo's and now this. Now I don't know if this stuff is always going on and I'm just oblivious to it. Or, is there some all seeing blog god that is throwing some creative scraps my way.

The following occurred this morning on my way to pray to the coffee gods at the alter of Starbucks. It took less than three minutes.

About five minutes from my house I was approaching the second of three stop lights. Out of the corner of my eye I see a man in a wheel chair on the sidewalk. Normally this wouldn't faze the majority of us. Except in this case the old guy was wearing a complete confederate solider uniform and smoking one of those long hook shaped pipes. "Huh, that's weird" I said out loud to myself. When I stop at the light, I see on the corner, a midget guy (I know. . .little person) holding hands with a fat lady. "WTF? Am I jones-en for coffee or what?" *green arrow* I proceed to make a left turn. Not fifty yards after my turn I see an old Chinese guy sitting cross legged on the side walk. "Holy fucking shit. . .the high school nurse wasn't fucking around when she told us about acid flashbacks happening years later!!!"


I spent the rest of the morning looking for pink elephants and monkeys riding dogs like rodeo horses. Which would have been fucking cool. Because frankly, anything involving monkeys is fucking hilarious!!!