Today alone, 79 emails arrived in my bulk emailbox. Looking through them I learned ten very important things about myself. Let me share them with you.
1. My penis is too small.
2. My penis no longer gets hard.
3. I suffer a great deal of pain.
4. I cum to fast.
5. There is an online pharmacy that will take care of numbers 1-4. (No physical required!!!)
6. I need a new watch and apparently a replica will do just fine.
7. My shoes aren't worth a shit, but never fear because Johnny Arelene can get me new designer ones for 60% off. Thanks Johnny!!!
8. There are aggressive stock traders hunting me down and I should beware.
9. My mortgage sucks.
10. Nembe'; a close friend in Africa that I wasn't aware of, wants to share a $100,000 inheritance with me if I pay a $100 transfer fee for him.
I love the internet. Where would I be in life if all of these fine individuals weren’t looking out for me?
1. My penis is too small.
2. My penis no longer gets hard.
3. I suffer a great deal of pain.
4. I cum to fast.
5. There is an online pharmacy that will take care of numbers 1-4. (No physical required!!!)
6. I need a new watch and apparently a replica will do just fine.
7. My shoes aren't worth a shit, but never fear because Johnny Arelene can get me new designer ones for 60% off. Thanks Johnny!!!
8. There are aggressive stock traders hunting me down and I should beware.
9. My mortgage sucks.
10. Nembe'; a close friend in Africa that I wasn't aware of, wants to share a $100,000 inheritance with me if I pay a $100 transfer fee for him.
I love the internet. Where would I be in life if all of these fine individuals weren’t looking out for me?
