At work we made sausage and kraut for dinner. Is it just me, or does it look like Lorena Bobbitt did the cooking? This is the one that found it's way to my plate. "Holy shit Dickman" I can't eat that! What the fuck was I supposed to do? I covered it with kraut and choked the bastard down. Wait, that didn't sound right...
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Yes, I'll have the shlongworst well done please.
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8 Beer Farts:
Oh yeah baby....spread a little mayonnaise on that baby...mmmm....take it all...
I'm guessing/hoping you didn't find any "hairs" in the meal.
Tyler: quite an extensive order, i'll send it to the cook. I expect a Big Tip.
Fab: I don't just give up the mayo. You have to put a little work into it. Be patient, you'll get your mayo.
H&C: No, I think John Bobbit manscaped before he pissed off the ole'lady.
That looks like a double headed dilly. I would have ate it from each end with a friend. mmmmmmmmmm.
I took the easy way out. I started in the middle and worked my way out from there. What can I say, I pussed out.
That's quite a wiener. Does it have a creamy filling?
Dude... You really ate that?
And why do I feel like giving you three snaps in "Z" formation? (from an "In Living Color" skit)
Seriously, what a bizzare looking meal! You know, there are never any vaginal-shape meals. Frankly, I feel kinda cheated, ya know?
Vagina shaped food, nice idea. Two problems though, 1: I'd never leave the table and 2: I'd eat way to much.
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