Guys, let me save you some future grief. Every woman out there wants a "blue box" for valentines. Ladies, I know you agree with that statement. You can't bullshit me. Some of you guys are asking "Jake, what's a blue box?" Well let me tell you, It's the beginning of you being a "broke son of a bitch", that's what it is!!! Tiffany Jewelers is killing me. Now don't get me wrong, every woman deserves something from Tiffany at some point in their life. But here is where I fucked up. I bought the "blue box" at like year. . . . . . .two. It's now the standard and there's no going back. If I came home now and said "honey I got you this nice diamond heart pendant from Zales. I love you, Happy Valentines Day". She would kick me square in the nuts. I wouldn't even get the chance to give her the free kissing bears that came with it. My balls would be up somewhere near my diaphragm. So guys temper the urge to over gift prematurely. Start with a Halmark card and work your way up (slowly) from there. Besides, it's not even a real fucking holiday. When I get to stay home from work on 2/14, then I'll celebrate. Happy V-day. . .Jake
