"Hey baby, want to see my tattoo?"

This is the time of year that I hate. That gap between football and baseball season. The sports "Blackhole". Lately; to pass time, I've been searching the web for inspiration for my next tattoo. I can usually find some great ideas to help the artist I use, create what I want. That's when I came across this guy. What the fuck was he thinking? Or maybe that was the problem, he wasn't thinking.

Guy: Chicks really dig tattoos. I think I'll get one. But what should I get? I'll go ask the tattoo guy down town.

So I picture this guy hopping into his 72 Dodge Dart and heading to the shop. He walks throught the door. *ding* *ding*

Tattoo Guy: Hi, welcome to the Hip Hop Tattoo Shop, can I help you?
Guy: Yeah, I hear chicks really dig guys with tattoos, but I don't know what to get.
Tattoo Guy: Look man, maybe you should put a little more thought into this, I mean it's a pretty big commitment.
Guy: Look, I'm really striking out with the babes and I don't know why. I'm sure a tattoo will change my luck.
Tattoo Guy: Hey whatever man it's you body.
Guy: Well what should I get?
Tattoo Guy: Look, how the fuck should I know? It's your tattoo.
Guy: Come on man you do this all the time, help me out.
Tattoo Guy: O.K. how about a cool skull and dagger.
Guy: Nah skulls kinda scare me. I still live with my mom and she won't let me keep a night lite on. She says it runs up the PG&E bill.
Tattoo Guy: Well then how about a "Mom" tattoo?
Guy: Shit man do you think I'm some kinda loser or something?
Tattoo Guy: Look dude I ain't got time for this. . . for all I care you can get your cat's ass tattoo'd on that fat stomach of yours!!!!
Guy: Woooooooo, now your onto something. . . . . that idea rocks!!!!!

Way to go dude!

Jake