Truth In Advertising

At the bar the other night I noticed the sales pitch for Souza Tequila. There motto is drink Souza and "get lost". It's refreshing to see some truth in advertising. I have been "lost" and drunk on "cactus juice" way to many times. Maybe some other advertisers should learn from the honest folks at Souza.

1. "Your wallet is in good hands, with Allstate."
2. "United Airlines, because you’re only other option is Greyhound. Now sit down and shut the fuck up!"
3. "Let's face it, your wife is ugly. So for you, it’s Viagra."
4. "Budweiser, the king of beers you cheap motherfucker."
5. "You need Enzyte. Because the mailman as a bigger dick than you."
6. "Ford Trucks, we'll see you at the shop, bring your checkbook."
7. "The US Army, an Army of One, because everyone else you grew up with went to college."
8. "If you want to waste six hours on the weekend and pull your hair out at the root, come to the Home Depot."
9. "Nascar, yes it's retarded but it's O.K. to watch it for the crashes."

Gee, I could go on like this all day.
Jake