"Nuukelur"Thank god for term limits. Three hundred and twenty some odd days and it's over! This morning there was a headline on Yahoo News that said "Bush fighting for more intelligence in Washington." Fearing that a real serious story existed behind the headline, I chose not to read any farther. I have instead, just enjoyed the headline itself.
Now I'm no political genius. But what other options exist?
This guy?
The war is over, let it go!This guy? 
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
How about. . . . . this guy?
Hey Ralphie Boy. Thanks for the whole seat belt thing. Now, piss off before you fuck us AGAIN!!!!
Oh! I know! This guy?
No Rudy your balls aren't that big. Your a politician of circumstance.
Well what about him?
O.K. were getting there. Dude will you please vote on something, anything? Walk it don't just talk it. So far you've got my vote. But take a stance or I'm voting for this guy. . . . 
At least he is telling me up front that I'm going to get Dycked!!!
8 Beer Farts:
I voted for that last guy. He's Dykerific!
Yummy, bananas.
Dr K: I hear he's close to the Castro regime. Any fear he may become a dyck-tator?
Ex: Bananas for every man, woman, and child? Maybe it will become a campaign promise?
Actually, it's about time to vote in Dennis Haysbert.
At least he has the experience of having played one on TV.
Nevertheless, the Mighty Dyck would be ok, too.
That damn monkey still scares the shit outta me...
Christ, let's please not give the Dyck a bigger ego than he already has...
As I have posted before. I think monkeys are fucking cool. Leading the country, well that remains to be seen. I do believe that any monkey could out perform the jackass we have now!
I'd vote for someone who promised free bananas.
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