Friday, May 2, 2008

In Need Of Preventive Maintenance

I am fucking tired. I am worn-the-fuck out and need a break. Since April the first until today, work has kept me from home for twenty-one days. The few days that I have had off have been filled with errands and miscellaneous "honey-do" projects. I will be home tomorrow morning. I am scheduled to return to the office on Tuesday. The truth is; and I can tell you right now, that is not happening. If I "hypothetically" were to get sick Monday night and miss work on Tuesday and Wednesday, I wouldn't have to return to the office until the following Monday. Complicated, I know. If you don't ask, I won't have to explain. In addition, Mrs. Titus is considering a trip to Alaska that would have her leaving on the 5th. So, Simply put, I am looking down the barrel of a nine day vacation. Jake can to do "whatever"!!! Should I pull the trigger? Here is a partial, running list of activities I hope to enjoy.

  1. Sleeping in at least one day.
  2. Passing out at least on night.
  3. Playing a round of golf.
  4. Seeing a baseball game. Either the A's or Giants. . .it doesn't matter.
  5. Visiting Skid Jones in Sac.
  6. Smoking "several" cigars.
  7. Fixing the Roadking.
  8. A possible Sopranos marathon.
  9. A beach day.
  10. Spontaneous poker night with guys from the "old branch".
  11. Getting Mrs. Titus's truck detailed.
  12. Get my property taxes lowered.
  13. Getting all the crap in my "ebay sell pile" photographed and put online. (hey, that could make a great blog post.)
  14. Did I say "sleeping in"?
  15. Surprising Mrs. T by finishing all the painting in the upstairs part of the "Titus Pad".
  16. Mass TIVO catch up session.
  17. Reno road trip? Hhhhhmmmmmm. . . maybe if the Roadking comes back to life.
  18. Get my left sleeve started in Oakland.
  19. Oh yeah, Blog my ass off!!!!

Well, that's a start. Anyone have any suggestions? I would love the input.

See ya this weekend. Oh wait, you all have lives. O.K. see ya on Monday

Jake

2 Beer Farts:

C said...

You should get a massage.

Jake Titus said...

Scheduled! Monday @ 9:15 am. Wooohooo!!!