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3 Beer Farts:
And did you enjoy your beach day? We did.
Dallas is beastly hot. It's a furnace. How do people live here? It never ceases to amaze me. Even the cows have the smarts to want to be somewhere else.
Beach Day? Let me tell you about Beach Day. It was hot, it was sandy, and I got wet. But did I enjoy it?, that is still the question.
I always get sand in my teeth at the beach. Not sand in my mouth, although it is indeed in my mouth, but sand actually in between my teeth.
I haven't figured that one out yet.
HOpe you had a relaxing time, jake.
jenji
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