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9 Beer Farts:
It's tough work, but somebody has to do it eh?
Was there any chucka-chucka-wah-wah music playing in the background?
Easy call... easy like Sunday mornings... which is usually when we got those types... right after the last strip club closed.
More proof that your life is better than mine. Where do I sign up for that gig?
It wasn't a Tijuana boob-job, was it? Could she take those things off and bowl with them?
Not to nit-pick a free show, but I hate fake boobies.
LOL!
Jeff: chucka-chucka-wah-wah music isn't in the budget but maybe the union can ask for it in the next contract.
NYCW: Yes, I think she was easy.
Mid: Remind me to not tell you about the three girls is Bangkok.
Bizza: Not sure if it was a TJ Boobjob. But what I can tell you is that there is a silicon distrubutor somewhere in north america that just sent his kids to college.
Corrina: Yeah, I kinda chuckled a little myself to.
Were The Girls cock-eyed in some capacity?
Lopsided?
Askew?
I wonder if she had a money back guarantee?
jenji
That must have been a real treat.
Jenji: Well visually they didn't look at all unbalanced. But to actually judge there semetry would have required a bit of tactile assessment. I'm sure that that would not have gone over well.
C: Well actually. . .yes it was. I really liked the fact that they were astetically pleasing and not like a grapefruit in a tube sock.
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