Thursday, June 12, 2008

I'm having Lucky Charms In The Morning.

As most of you probably know, tomorrow is Friday the 13Th. As luck would have it (no pun intended) I am working tomorrow. By my very nature I am not a superstitious individual. But considering that a good chunk of California is currently on fire, Jake here has decided to not take any chances. So tomorrow I will be carrying the following items around in my pockets.


(Don't ask me, Wikipedia said that a fucking acorn is lucky...who knew?)

You're probably thinking at this point, "Jake, won't your pockets be kind of heavy?" Well my answer is "YES". . . and that is the intent. Because really, none of these inanimate trinkets mean a fucking thing. But they will be a reminder to. . .


Have plenty of this around for unexpected "knocking"! . . .


to do this through out the day. (I hope the homies don't think I'm throwin' signs!). . .


avoid this. . .
steer clear of this little bastard. . .

and to keep an eye out for a guy swinging this,. . . .


while wearing this!!!


Happy Friday everyone and good luck. . .you'll need it!

Jake


5 Beer Farts:

Corrina said...

LMFAO! Fabulously funny post. You should get quite the workout with all that shit in your pockets. HAHAHA And if I see a black cat with RED eyes, I'm gonna scream like a 5 year old and run.

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Jake Titus said...

Corrina: Don't forget to flail your arms wildly above you head.


Jenji: Gee thanks. I guess there is no better sign of good than an asseded left testicle. What would I do without you?

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Hahahhahaha.

Well done.

Jason hates kids, and he hates when they skinny dip.

Jake Titus said...

Dr. K:
Neither do I. . .Hack them horny little fuckers up!